An Irish daughter had not been home for five years. Upon her return, her father shouted at her: ‘where have you been all these years? Why didn’t you call? Do you know what your mum and I went through?
The girl crying replied ‘Dad I became a prostitute.’ You what?!!” Out of here you shameless sinner. You are a disgrace to the family”.
“Okay dad, as you wish” she said. I just came to give mum this luxurious fur coat, keys to a ten bedroom mansion, and a $5million savings certificate. For you my little brother, this gold Rolex and for you dad, the sparkling new edition Mercedes limited edition convertible that is parked outside. I also have an invitation for you to spend New Year on board my new yacht in the Riviera and…..
Now, shouted her dad, “what is it you said you had become? The girl started crying again, prostitute dad! Oh Jesus, you scared me, I though you said you had become a protestant!!!!
